...And he hadn't even gotten through the first year.

Author: teknomage

Date: December 6, 2012

by teknomage
12-06-12
Can you explain why you were an hour late to work today?
Yeah, see, someone posted a link on facebook to a webcomic. When I checked it out, it turned out to have been around for like ten years.
So I started reading the archive from the beginning. I only meant to read a few strips, but before I knew it, two hours had passed in the blink of an eye.
You're fired.
Woah, I'm sorry I'm late, but isn't that a bit harsh?
On the contrary, I wanted to fire you the second you said "someone posted a link on facebook." I think I showed remarkable restraint.