War is over.

Author: teknomage

Date: December 19, 2015

by teknomage
12-19-15
Hi, my name's Tom.
What?! How dare you tell me to call myself Tom? My name is Achmed! By insisting I call myself "Tom," you're declaring war on my whole religion!
...The hell you talking about? I never said...
Happy holidays.
It's "Merry Christmas," you assh---! ...Oh, I see what you did there. Sorry it took so long to get it.
Finally. If we're good now, what say we go grab a couple of peppermint mocha lattes?