Sex, Lies, and Mir Forums.

Author: tgitm

Date: November 24, 2002

by tgitm
11-24-02
In his quest to be liked, Data goes to the very wise, but very gay, Elfy.
You have to help me Elfy. How do I become as popular as you online, when I'm such a social retard?
It's very easy Data, I shall tell you the secret.
It's really easy? But how??
Lies. Lot's and lot's of lies. It worked for me.
And that's it? I just have to lie a lot?
Well, that and have anal sex with old men. But you can tell everyone it's some 26yr old woman you were dating.