Another True Story

Author: the_rev

Date: July 20, 2003

by the_rev
7-20-03
Dude, I'm gonna go run to Wal-Mart. I'll be right back.
Later Shannon.
30 minutes later...
Jesus Christ, Shannon's taking a long time at Wal-Mart.
What took you so long?
I got bored, so I joined the army