Jerk-Off Material

Author: the_rev

Date: July 27, 2002

by the_rev
7-27-02
We meet our hero.
Hey there sweet thang, looking for some sugah?
If a guy named Wesley married Edward Said, his name would be Wes Said.
Or maybe not.
Um, aren't you attracted by my womanly wiles?
My precious...., she's only after my precious.
They say a hero can save us.
Damn, all the good ones really are taken.
Please piss on me?