Why is there an elephant on the Farm?

Author: the_rew

Date: June 21, 2002

by the_rew
6-21-02
The animals discuss the arrival of Alfie...
Hey squirrel, who's that kid over there?
Ah, that's the chief’s cousin.
You know, there's something not quite right about him...
Ah that would be his parentage. The whole family is heavily inbred.
I'll say, his ears are bigger than mine!
And look, he's waving to us with all ten fingers.... too bad they're all on one hand.