When you think about it, they're both pigs...

Author: the_rew

Date: June 21, 2002

by the_rew
6-21-02
The police return...
Ok, we've got you this time. According to our top scientist you are not a Donkey. You're pink... therefore you're a pig!
Oo er, I've been rumbled. Slap the old irons on me guv'nor
I'm afraid you're not going to prison. You are sentenced to giving rides to small children on the beach... for the rest of your life.
But you just said that I'm not a donkey, and now you're punishing me as if I am! I'm a pig remember!
In that case... Jim! Fire up the oven, we're having roast pork!
Ah Fuck.