interview with an imaginery friend

Author: the_shibby

Date: July 11, 2003

by the_shibby
7-11-03
hello everybody, my name is cronus, i'm here to interview brad pitt. enough of the intro, brad, what do you think about weight lifting?
self improvement is masturbation.
ok, well, onto the next question, what would you say to me if i a said, i have trouble showering:
use soap.
well thats the end of my show, and i fear that shibby will have jake kill me if we dont get good reviews. thank you to my guest brad pitt, be sure to look for him in his movies. bye
you are not your job, you arnt your fuckin kahkis......