The Rise of the Incredibly Cliched Villian Archetpye (10)

Author: theburninator

Date: July 4, 2003

by theburninator
7-04-03
A crucifix was helping me?
...Jesus?
Yes?
Uh...can you help me out?
Sure, man. What you need to do is sleep with every judge in the supreme court.
See, now this is why I'm a Buddhist.
Um...how would that help?
That way, when you turn yourself in, no matter who tries your case, you'll get a light sentance.