The Rise of the Incredibly Cliched Villian Archetype (11)

Author: theburninator

Date: July 4, 2003

by theburninator
7-04-03
Well, I had bombed every capital city in the world. I decided to just give up and turn myself in.
Hi. Can you arrest me? I'm the terrorist behind the recent capital city bombings.
The Terrorist Behind the Recent Capital City Bombings? Pretty weak name...
Ok...call me...Dr. Hellfiend!
"Dr. Hellfiend"?...Probably gonna be "Susie" here in a couple of days...