Blessed Are the Meek, for They Shall Live Alone.

Author: theburninator

Date: July 4, 2003

by theburninator
7-04-03
Karen, why are you leaving me?
Because...
...Because?
Because you're a big pussy. I want a real man.
Wait! Don't go! Let me go change my car's oil without my shirt on! Or...Come watch me do some power squats! Or I can build you a medicine cabinet!
Too little, too late. Goodbye, Derek.