The Customer Is Occasionally Right

Author: theburninator

Date: July 6, 2003

by theburninator
7-06-03
Can I help you?
Yeah, I bought something here the other day, and it's damaged. I'd like to return it.
Um, sorry. No returns.
What? No returns?! So what am I supposed to do with a 65 lbs. iron sculpture of the Nativity...that's MISSING BABY JESUS?!
...Might make a keen doorstop.