The Customer Is Occasionally Right, Continued

Author: theburninator

Date: July 6, 2003

by theburninator
7-06-03
Oh...You again...
This is the warranty that came with the iron Nativity scene I bought yesterday. And it says right here, 'to return an unsatisfactory item, contact retailer.'
...Oh yeah. We lied.
Whatever happened to 'honesty is the best policy'?
Turns out 'no-return policy' is better.