The Sad Tale of the Angsty Watermelon

Author: theburninator

Date: July 7, 2003

by theburninator
7-07-03
God, this world sucks! Everything is so stupid! People are idiots! I HATE THIS WORLD!
What the?...
I'm a WATERMELON! Are you BLIND?! And I'm angsty, because my dad never let me borrow his car on the weekends.
Uh...Alrighty...Hey...what is that?...Is that a bomb?!
Just walk away...