Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, The Final Chapter

Author: theburninator

Date: November 28, 2007

by theburninator
11-28-07
9:05 a.m., Monday, 5/31/60.
So... it was all a dream? The world isn't really ending? The Rapture didn't really occur? Kelly and I didn't really have sex?
Dude, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but if anyone's banging Kelly, it's gonna be me.