Adventures in HappyFunLand! (5)

Author: theburninator

Date: February 16, 2008

by theburninator
2-16-08
So, you see, Ted -- can I call you Ted?
Actually, my name is Kevin.
You see, Ted, HappyFunLand is the place where childhood imaginary friends go when children outgrow them.
So why do all these kids' imaginary friends want to rape me?
Well, as you can imagine, it gets pretty lonely here. The younger imaginary friends act compulsively to feel any sort of companionship that they can. Rape comforts them.
I see... wait... what the FUCK?