Cosmopolitan, my ass!

Author: thechromemenace

Date: June 14, 2002

by thechromemenace
6-14-02
AWWW, I'd call you cute right now, but Cosmo says not to.
Yeah, well Cosmo also tells you to stick your finger in your man's butt to turn him on.
...
...
...meaning that Cosmo's wrong.
phew.