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Author: thechromemenace

Date: June 18, 2002

by thechromemenace
6-18-02
AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
AGGRO CR-uh? What? I'm just shouting AGGRO CRAG. It sounds funny, try it. AGGRO CRAG. tee hee.
Maybe you should get a hobby. Or out of the house more often.
And maybe YOU should- oh fuck it, it's not worth getting pissy, not when there's AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG AGGRO CRAG...
"Lambskin works just as well," he said. "You get much more sensation than with latex," he said...