Reign of fire- hypercondensed edition

Author: thechromemenace

Date: July 16, 2002

by thechromemenace
7-16-02
In the year 2010...
Hi mum, i lost my scholarship toda-HOLY SHIT DRAGONS WHAT THE FUCK
ARGH DYING
10 years later...
Hi i am an american, the british are pussies! let's go slay some dragons
No way i hate you!!! Wait, i mean ok.
OH NO YOU FOUND MY SOLITARY WEAKNESS, HOW EMBARASSING
HOORAY!