Target Greeter Girl #1 : Big Bucks, No Whammies

Author: themushroom

Date: July 17, 2007

by themushroom
7-17-07
TGG wasn't sure what she was looking for when she went to the singles bar...
You're a nice looking girl. I'd love to take you out for a romantic dinner and a movie, then we could drink fine wine and cuddle.
*bzzt*
You're probably the most funny and intelligent woman here tonight! I'd like to get you know you better and see if we have any chemistry.
*bzzt*
...but she'd know when she found it.
Let's cut the crap. I want to tie you naked to my bed- posts and lick your clit until you gasp you're gonna die. Then we never meet again.
*ding! ding!*