Target Greeter Girl #2 : Nebbishim Ulterior Motives

Author: themushroom

Date: July 17, 2007

by themushroom
7-17-07
TGG was that girl in school that everyone knew of but no one actually knew. People assumed she was in Special Ed but she was not. She still lived in her parents' house at 24 to save money.
I hope some friendly people come to shop.
She had a great personality, but people didn't pay attention to her. That's why she became a Target greeter: so others would HAVE to acknowledge her existance.
The crew had a party last night I wasn't invited to? I watched reruns.
What the world was missing: she had the nicest tits in town and she mastur- bated twice a day with the curtains open, hoping someone would watch.
Before starting dinner, I'm gonna jill offf over that 16 year old guy that I let swipe a belt.