Things I Learned From Sue Johansson

Author: themushroom

Date: July 18, 2007

by themushroom
7-18-07
Hey Larry, did you try that thing I told you about last week with your wife? Huh, didja?
shit, I knew he was going to ask...
No, I didn't donkey- punch her, and I'm afraid of trying to goatse her to stick a wound-up joy buzzer in her rectum.
What's there to be afraid of? Didn't you say it worked on her mother?
Yeah, but her mom's a bigger asshole.