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TGG has never had a real boyfriend. She's had a couple guys take an interest in her, but it was only for a short time and only for her body.
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"I don't need a guy right now," she said to herself one night, "I have the Internet, I have my imagination, and I have my old friend television."
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Too true. She named the TV remote "Bob" and kept it in her nightstand drawer. She shorted it out years ago, so the only thing it turned on was her.
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