The Calliape Crashed To The Ground

Author: themushroom

Date: July 22, 2007

by themushroom
7-22-07
[transcript of an actual conversation]
Hey dude, you left my party pretty early yesterday. I was kinda hoping you'd stick around after dark.
Hmm, that's not the vibe I was getting. You should have flirted a little more so I woulda known.
Nah... I won't demean myself like that by flirting just to make someone stay at my house!
"demean?!"
C'mon, feelings like those should be genuine. What would you call resorting to that kind of cheap behavior to hold your attention?
Wishful thinking.