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| Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to my daughter Melissa! | |
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| Melissa... 18, D-cup, five foot one, soccer player? | |
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| Her. I took her to the clinic last week for a Depo-Provera shot so she could lose her virginity to her boyfriend. | |
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| Wow... What a mom! So how did that turn out? | |
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[actual quote from an actual mom]
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| That same day he broke up with her to date a cheer- leader. The dumbass missed out on the finest piece he'd ever get. | |
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