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This is a common occurance. Do not be fooled by his 'sincerity'...
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| Don, I've got this medical condition called "blueballs". I need your help to treat and cure it. | |
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First, no man has ever died of "blue- balls" in the history of medicine;
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| The doctor says you need to give me a blowjob. | |
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Second, he will ask your best friend out, whether you blow him or not.
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| I will die if you don't help. If you love me, you'll blow me. Or I'll have to ask your best friend to help. | |
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| I don't want him to die, and he may stop loving me if I don't... ugh... | |
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