Maidens' Primer : The care and treatment of blueballs

Author: themushroom

Date: July 28, 2007

by themushroom
7-28-07
This is a common occurance. Do not be fooled by his 'sincerity'...
Don, I've got this medical condition called "blueballs". I need your help to treat and cure it.
What can I do?
First, no man has ever died of "blue- balls" in the history of medicine;
The doctor says you need to give me a blowjob.
well, I don't know...
Second, he will ask your best friend out, whether you blow him or not.
I will die if you don't help. If you love me, you'll blow me. Or I'll have to ask your best friend to help.
I don't want him to die, and he may stop loving me if I don't... ugh...