Maidens' Primer : For that not-so-fresh feeling (part 1)

Author: themushroom

Date: July 29, 2007

by themushroom
7-29-07
Bummer Steve and Massive Bill
What's wrong, Bill? You seem a little out of sorts.
I can't help it. My, uh, Aunt Flow was in town recently. I just don't feel 'fresh' lately.
I get like that sometimes when my period comes. I find that a soothing douche brings back 'freshness.'
Oh? Hmm. What brand and scent do you prefer?
I like"Sweet Love" brand from Dollar Bin. The tunafish sandwich scent is now 3 for a buck.
Fresh and cheap! I'll go to Dollar Bin on my break then try it out at lunch!