Maidens' Primer : For that not-so-fresh feeling (part 2)

Author: themushroom

Date: July 29, 2007

by themushroom
7-29-07
The next day...
So Bill, how are you feeling today?
Wow! I'm really with-it and feeling 'fresher' than I have in ages!
Did you get the "Sweet Love" tuna sandwich douche from Dollar Bin?
Nah, I went to Thrift City and bought a vinegar douche and a baking soda douche, and tried both of them out.
Never thought of that before. So how did that work out?
Two words, Steve: scrubbing bubbles. Hoo hoo hoo!