Target Greeter Girl #11 : The Pen Is Mighter Than The Sword

Author: themushroom

Date: August 2, 2007

by themushroom
8-02-07
TGG would go to the adult video shop and pick movies at random... she'd bring a little rubber ball and toss it down a different aisle every visit.
Boy-on-boy action... all the best rods are bent. But 'twas food for thought...
Whatever case the ball hit, that was the film of the evening, no matter what it was. This kept her flexible, both mentally and physically.
I have a BIC® 4-Color™ pen in the desk drawer and some Vaseline®...
And with flexibility comes soreness.
Anal auto-eroticism with a writing in- strument is still not as weird as acting out a Ron-Jeremy- with-obese-women video - never again!