Maidens' Primer : The surprise rise between thighs in Levi's

Author: themushroom

Date: August 7, 2007

by themushroom
8-07-07
The first necessity in talking about "the birds and the bees" is gaining a basic understanding of anatomy.
Dad, I have a question about... well, boys. I want to know something.
You can ask me anything. What's on your mind?
A girl has a vagina, or "pussy." A boy has a penis, or "weiner."
I know what a girl has 'down there'. But what does a boy have and what should I know?
Boys have tubes of skin that get hard. Know that a boy's ultimate goal in life is to stick his thing into your hole.
Visual aids may be necessary if you have never accidentally walked into the bathroom while your father or brother was urinating or showering.
Ouch! That could hurt! Are boy things long or wide?
You'll be happy to know that boys like mouths as well.