CC366: Tonight on FOX, a very special episode of COPS

Author: themushroom

Date: August 30, 2007

by themushroom
8-30-07
Spackletown PD, 12:46am, the morgue
Let's see, I've got you for breaking & entering, intent to harm a corpse, corrupting virgins...
...keeping a bat within city limits without a permit, malicious mischief and vampirism... anything else?
there goes necrophilia...
BLAAAH! Would dry humping a police officer be considered sodomy?