Target Greeter Girl #17 : Idle minds are the devil's toybox

Author: themushroom

Date: November 2, 2007

by themushroom
11-02-07
TGG always let her mind wander toward things she would not normally allow herself to think about when she had 'down time'. She couldn't help it.
an icepick. a bottle brush. a popcicle stick. both hands at the same time. a display gel dong at Castle Superstore.
The walk to and from work was prime thought time, but it most often struck her while she was sitting on the toilet.
a trumpet mouthpiece. 48 candy canes. a friend's toothbrush. my driver's license before I handed it to the cop.
She learned how to change unwanted mental slack into a hall of fame.
every ingredient that went into a stir fry for 2 guests... hmm, only thing missing from the "things that have been in my twat" list is a penis.