Target Greeter Girl #18 : A penny for your thoughts buys...?

Author: themushroom

Date: November 3, 2007

by themushroom
11-03-07
TGG had sort of a schedule of things she would occupy her mind with while she did her job, as a coping mechanism to fight the boredom of greeting/"shrinkage control".
I wonder if anyone has spontaneously came in their pants from just talking to me in person.
She would ponder human foibles one day, the meaning of happiness the next, mortality and morality the next, karmic balance of the universe the next day...
I wonder if anyone has masturbated while looking at me while I dozed off on a long bus ride.
This was her Thursday. Tomorrow would be guessing what customers' deepest secrets and most intimate details were.
...and maybe the people who did that were the ones whom I've done that about? that would only be fair...