FTC 120: Marketing niches, nooks, and crannies

Author: themushroom

Date: November 4, 2007

by themushroom
11-04-07
Guess what, Mommy? I just invented PUSSY-FLAVORED MOUTHWASH!
OH, MY GOD!!!!!!
No cats were harmed in the making of this product. It just tastes like a soft cute kitty.
Oh... Okay. *sigh* Hopefully it doesn't leave fur in your mouth or contain cat-spit. *haha!*
My next project will be a MINTY-FRESH DOUCHE!
OH, MY GOD!!!!!! THAT IS SO-- uh, actually... Please hurry with that one!