Paris Hilton Tries To Help Drunken Elephants

Author: themushroom

Date: November 13, 2007

by themushroom
11-13-07
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them."
*trumpet*
http://ap.google.com/article/ ALeqM5jz5-rV8c2xj6rJTVpB3tPPmWScJQD8SSTJ800
I can't make this shit up.