Maidens' Primer : Breasts and where they can be found (1)

Author: themushroom

Date: January 23, 2008

by themushroom
1-23-08
At some point around age 12 (give or take a couple years) your breasts will begin to grow. You must be aware: People will notice. All sorts of people.
You're staring again, Bob.
*shit* Sorry!
Adult females will either comment patronisingly that you are "growing up" or sternly advise you that you should start wearing a bra.
You're staring again, Bob.
*shit* Sorry!
Males of all ages won't say a word because they don't want you to know they noticed -- as if the inability to maintain eye contact wasn't a 'tell'.
You're staring again, Bob.
*shit* Sorry!