FTC #132: Beware of dog

Author: themushroom

Date: March 25, 2008

by themushroom
3-25-08
Hi Melvin.
So, Chen, what are you doing in my backyard?
Dude, we live in a duplex. We share a backyard. And you are on my side of it.
Oh... So, Chen, what am I doing in our backyard?
Looks like you are taking a shit on the lawn that you will blame on my dog. My dachshund doesn't make turds that massive and never eats corn, peanuts & carrots.
Be happy you don't have a cat. I'd be loading up its box.