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It's a fact: Your petals of womanhood can become not-so-fresh, sometimes quicker than you expect. Bacteria and other bad things can grow quickly in a warm, humid environment such as your vagina.
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| Is your mother cooking fish for dinner tonight? | |
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This is why it is important to bathe every other day, douche at regular intervals, wear clean panties daily, and use floral-scented personal hygiene products to 'freshen up'.
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| Uh, so, that week-old carp guts smell in this room is... | |
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| ...coming from within my pants. | |
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A little pussy-whiff can be a pheromone, which is why boys sniff bicycle seats and whack off madly afterwards. If you can be smelled across a room, you're rotten.
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| I'll go get that can of Glade out of the bathroom. | |
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| You'd better get that right now, I'll be in there rinsing my crotch with Ajax shortly. | |
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