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bus station - Seattle, Washington
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| Of course, I had to save money by going Greyhound... | |
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| I can hardly wait until we get to New York! I have this cousin there I haven't seen since we were 14. Last time I saw him he slept over and he woke up with my... | |
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bus station - Helena, Montana
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| shut. the. fuck. up. I beg of you. | |
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| ...but that was nothing compared to the time I passed a kidney stone in a urinal trough during the State Fair with 20 guys right trying not to stare! But then one time I... | |
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bus station - Minneapolis, Minnesota
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| ...so I did the circumcision myself. Trust me, Bactine stings! I'll show you how it turned out when we're back on the bus. And while I've got it out I need to... | |
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