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Actual quote from my 55 year old roomie, minutes after my 18 year old ex left from a visit three months after I moved in with him:
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| So, what do you think of my ex-girlfriend? | |
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| I don't think much of her at all. | |
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A year later I moved across the state with another woman, then another year and a half after that I found a place of my own and invited my ex over. And she told me:
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| Guess who I've been sleeping with since you moved? A hint: He's much older and you lived with him. | |
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| My father?! Oh wait... Doug? | |
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It was rather amusing, six months later, when myself and my best friend (who she also started banging) went to visit my old roomie. One time she did all 3 of us in a 24 hour span! So I asked him:
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| You told me you didn't think of her at all... what happened? | |
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| You know her. She's rather persuasive. | |
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