Maidens' Primer : He's more than a pretty face and a wallet

Author: themushroom

Date: October 14, 2008

by themushroom
10-14-08
Let's be frank: While you should be waiting until marriage before having sex, you do not want any rude surprises on your honeymoon. You should do a dick-check before getting engaged.
I choose... Polaris!
Find out how big his penis is and whether he knows how to use it. Get references if possible. Ask him to show it to you; he will be eager to do so. Learn all you can.
And never forget: If you're in love with a nice, handsome man who is a good provider yet he has shortcomings, they do make electrical devices for your comfort.