Maidens' Primer : Yeastie Beasties - not that bread shit

Author: themushroom

Date: November 17, 2008

by themushroom
11-17-08
You must be careful to keep your coochie clean, because it is highly succeptable to infection by eukaryotic microorganisms or fungus. This is called a yeast infection.
*sniff* Uh, would you like to try some Monistat? I have a tube in my purse...
huh?
Sometimes they can be painful and crack the skin; sometimes they are just a gooey white annoyance in your panties with an unpleasant odor. Do not ignore it.
I notice that you're leaking froth. Have you tried jock-itch or athlete's foot spray for that?
huh?
There is a reason why you have heard of beer shampoo but not beer douche. Men find white ooze in a woman's crotch, unless he put it there, a serious turn-off.
Hey Donald, here's that person I was telling you about, that I drank beer from the snatch of!
huh?... ahh!