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Soon you will start feeling affection for other people that goes beyond mere friendly compassion. We call it "love".
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| You asked to see me, my sister? Do you have some-thing to confess? | |
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| Yes, Father. I met a boy recently and I get this... tingly feeling in my whoo-hoo when I think of or talk to him. | |
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Love can be true or it can be false. They can be hard to tell apart. This line is further blurred by technology.
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| You are having impure thoughts? This is completely natural. Have you done anything to or with this boy? | |
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| He lives on the other side of the country so I can't touch him. *sniff* | |
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Ask yourself: Would I still feel this way after I have kissed his genitals?
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| But does mastur- bating on webcam for him and 37 people count? | |
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| That was quite the performance last night... Say ten Hail Marys and let me sniff your fingers before you rinse them in holy water. | |
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