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There are some ridiculous myths about girls. Girls want boys to believe they are not icky like the boys are.
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| Girls are perfect creatures. They do not poop, fart, burp, or produce funky smells. They're like humans but better. | |
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Never mind how unlikely consumption without excretion or bacteria not affecting girls' bodies are logically; some boys take that hype as gospel.
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| I loved hiking up here. But now I'm pitting out pretty bad and, uh, I gotta take a big dump. | |
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| Ha ha ha, you so funny, Jenessa! You big kidder! | |
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Bad breath, funky vaginal odors, stinky pits, unclean anuses, laying cable, gas warfare, earthshaking belches, and every foul thing you do... so does she.
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| Shit, you weren't kidding afterall. | |
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| So we're alone up here... do you wanna eat me out? | |
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