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| I love you more than anything. I want to spend my life with you. Change everything in your life now, and I will move to your state next year. We will live happily ever after. | |
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| Hey, ex-girlfriend I haven't given up on yet and work with! I have two tickets to Disneyland. I swear this will be platonic. *audible wink* | |
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Based on a totally true story, happening as I speak.
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| I can't do this. You are inadequate, underpaid, and distant. Have a happy life, dude! | |
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