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Target Greeter Girl visited eight countries in thirteen days, and now it was time for her to go back to her mundane existance.
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| Rome was nice. Got my butt pinched by a papal cardinal even. Same happened in Ireland, go figure. | |
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Dorothy was right about there being no place like home. The rest of the world was just like her own life, but with a different cast of characters who recite basically the same lines.
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| I bet not shit has gotten done at home or work in my absence, and it's waiting for me. | |
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And less chance of getting caught or facing the music for one's pleasures. Okay, so there were advantages.
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| Here's your 200 hryvnia ($7), now never tell anyone. | |
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