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Target Greeter Girl has just had her yearly review. A congratulations from the fifth manager she's had, another 27¢ raise, the same old topics as last year under "room for improvement".
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| "needs to smile more" - More like, needs to get laid at lunch break more. Cause and effect. | |
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She likes her low-effort job and it pays her bills, but she knows she could be making better money if she moved from greeter to being in a department.
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| "can show more kindness and empathy" - But I can't do that for people who come in at 10:45pm! | |
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But she likes what she does. She gives the appearance of loss prevention (while doing nothing, by store rules) and mentally undresses the hundreds of people who walk in daily.
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| That was fun. Now to go silently judge everyone for another year. | |
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