Maidens' Primer: Toys For Twats

Author: themushroom

Date: April 11, 2020

by themushroom
4-11-20
It's natural that you have urges and itches in your naughty regions. When a man isn't available and your fingers can't do the walking adequately, there are sex toys you can use.
I hate trying to find my bean through my pocket.
I cut out the pocket for that reason!
A variety of shapes, sizes, actions, and features are available. They can vibrate, curve to reach nooks, have spikes and textures, even be in the shape of mythical animals dongs.
It sounds like you are filled with the Holy Spirit!
I am filled with a vibrating egg. Timed it so I came during a hymn.
Consider yourself blessed that you are not stuck using Fleshlights, blow up dolls, or cowboy anus like men are.
hmmm...