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by theneworldpost
10-07-09
Hey Barbra you know it's casual day.
That would explain your chicken grease stained Michale Jordan jeresey....
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Bitch...

 

Ummm dude....
I know...I see 'em I got beat this level real quick.
by theneworldpost, 10-07-09

 

by theneworldpost
10-07-09
Dude this asian kid is talking shit about you skills at Madden 10'
I know this dude is goin down...
Holy Shit!
What happened?
Its Bruce Lee RUN!

 

mime vs. Clown: Part 1
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Bitch you trying to step on my turf?
by theneworldpost, 10-07-09

 

by theneworldpost
10-07-09
Look at me In your eye!!!
I don't need instructions to know how to rock!
We rock like this! YEAH!!!!!
Dude cut it out!
ROCK!!!!!!!!!
STOP!

 

by theneworldpost
10-07-09
Any way John Like I was Saying....
Freeze tag you it
FUCK!

 

by theneworldpost
10-07-09
So You the new corporate organization robot
Affirmative.
Well as you can see we have about three years of my slacking of to organize.
Affirmative.
....Its so much work makes you wanna commit suicide right?
Affirmative.

 

by theneworldpost
10-07-09
So where do are you playing from.
Im in the basement at the Dick Johnson Law firm.
David I Told You No World of Warcraft on the job!!!!!!
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Oh shit!

 

by theneworldpost
10-07-09
Hey Stupid Bird i bet you cant out fly this bitch!
OH GOD Help me Tom Cruise! Help me Oprah Winfrey! Help Me Josh Burton!!!!!

 

by theneworldpost
10-08-09
Well Son I've got you college transcripts you asked for. 50,000 copies.
No I specifically said a copy to 50,000 Schools!
.........
I'll take a job at the office
Okay then.

 

by theneworldpost
10-12-09
Attention all crew members of the USS: Starpulse we are embarking on our most perilious mission yet.
A mission so dangerous that I myself cannot partake in it!
No for the last time Me and Kenneth are not goin on anymore beer runs!
Did you tell him to fuck off?

 

by theneworldpost
10-12-09
Great me edition of Space swingers is here.
Here's your Perv mail sir.
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Now stick yourhands up and drop the gun! I'm the mail man bandit!
It's cool it's cooltake anything but don't hurt my Magazine.
.....Yeah on second thought...

 

by theneworldpost
10-12-09
Don't shoot, I come in peace!
I Said I come in peace!
Yeah yo momma said that to!

 

by theneworldpost
10-12-09
We are under attack! Spork call our Weapons Specialist!
Pedro get in here!
....
Pedro?
That was awesome!
So I don't have erectile disfuncion?

 

by theneworldpost
10-12-09
The Captain's Personal Room!
I've noticed you've been avoiding alone time with me.
Trying to get my degree online what did you expect?
Well Marcy a man has need and...
*Sigh*
.....
Lets get this over with

 

by theneworldpost
10-20-09
Really... Again Steve?
I'm so ashamed
Wheres the body?
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Right Here

 

by theneworldpost
10-26-09
So I should not call fairies gay?
Fuck yea...
Ok then faggot
FEEL MY WRATH
NOOOOOOOOOO

 

by theneworldpost
10-26-09
So I should not call fairies gay?
Fuck yea...
Ok then faggot
FEEL MY WRATH
NOOOOOOOOOO

 

by theneworldpost
10-26-09
Coming to you live inside Dan's Bathroom...We give you tonights line-up for our all-star game!
At guard..You know him very well he is leading the leauge in most pee stains left on the toilet seat...BLADDER PROBLEMS!!!!
At center he's a dark chocolate type of guy but is some times green...I give you INDIGESTION!!!!

 

by theneworldpost
10-26-09
At forward...You had him more than once in your life certainly after a Miley Cyrus consert...DIARRHEA!!!!
At Shooting Guard...he's a rookie phenom...We have Shits McGee!!!!
and finally at Guard the captain of the team. You push him but he dosent like to come out...Get on your feet for CONSTIPATION!!!!!

 

by theneworldpost
11-13-09
Damn it the Volcoians have used a tractor device on our ship.
Really Now?
Mabey you fell asleep at the controls and have accidentally locked the ship in its own tractor beam?
Ever think about that?

 

by theneworldpost
2-09-10
It Seems to be a new development within the world of house pets...
There will be an imminent recall of the Remi brand of Dog Food...The affects of the tainted food is full human emotions!!!!
This program was recorded as of two weeks ago...
I'm to lethargic to be angry....

 

by theneworldpost
2-09-10
So Captain Virtue...You've managed to defeat my minions but today...You Die...
Ha! I hardly expect that to happen...
And why is that?
Its obvious....
Stripcreator does not provide any graphic showing a chracter in action

 

Back to finish the Job eh?....
by theneworldpost, 2-09-10

 

Hopefully the crabs are dumb enough to travel down my leg to yours...
We Can only pray...
by theneworldpost, 2-09-10

 

by theneworldpost
2-09-10
Dude the Saint's win was no fluke...
It's true....
Explain...
Well....
If Christians are pacifist than how could they tackle the other team?

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