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by theonejanitor
10-02-02
Hey, Man you know that Pimp Daddy Rap song where he's like, "I Love to Treat My Women Right!"??
Are you sure Pimp Daddy Rap said that?
Yeah!! That song is hype! Go home and listen to it. You've got the MP3 on your hard drive, right?
Yeah, I'll go listen to it.
Later...
"Yo, I love to @#$% my @#$%es right.."
He must have the edited version..

 

by theonejanitor
10-02-02
What if the Judgement were a Game Show?
Welcome to the Judgement!!! You have two choices! Choose what's in this box, or what's behind the curtain!! Choose wisely, this is your eternal fate!!!
Dude, are you an elf?
Hurry, and choose...!
.......ok..i choose...the curtain...
Shiiiiiit!

 

by theonejanitor
10-03-02
All right son. You've become old enough to find out. I'm...a professional assassin. And I'm here to assassinate the President of the United States.
Hmm..well that explains why you brought us all the way to Washington D.C. on a whim. Also explains why you have several dead bodies in the basement. Manicans from the department store my ass!
Watch your language, son. And have the trunk open for when I return with Bush's body.
My dad's a psycho, wonder what else is new...
Man, you really screwed things up in here, George. Isn't there a maid or something?
Maid? Heck naw, I like it like this!

 

by theonejanitor
3-19-03
Hey dude, why don't you go run some game on that chick over there, she's totally eyeing you!
please go away...
What? Did I hear something. It sounded almost like a...
PUSSY!!

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